Sea bastard sticks!

[Kevin Bogan]

Hey Skipper. I want to go on one of those offshore Sea Bass trips. Ok lets see a couple hundred dollars here, a hundred there, man takes a pile of money just to get on the boat!
Sure does. Make sure you bring a Fish Poison eglass "HEAVY". It catches anything and everything you will see out on those offshore trips.
but Skip, I already spent a few hundred dollars getting everything else ready!
Yeah, but the Fish Poison rod performs so well that you will catch so many fish you'll have to buy a new fillet knife as well.
Is it strong and sensitive? what if I hook a double header/2 at a clip?
It's the strongest rod on the market. Most Fish Poison rods last 20-30 years, and that's a fact! SENSITIVE? Well first let me tell you a "Little Known" fact. Sensitivity is an "Ability". You have to learn how to feel, and in time most fishermen learn this. BUT!!!! to make it easier to understand YES it's so sensitive that you can fell the fish "FART".
Do you think I might hook up with a super model as well?
of course, but that's the easy part! If you want to catch loads of Sea Bastards, Cod, Tuna and other creatures of the deep, no rod beats a Fish Poison! NO ROD NOWHERE!!!!