LAB Memorial PUOSU VII 11/29 and 12/6

[hartattack]

Here's the early line for PUOSU Finals - numbers go out the window after JMURR steps to the plate

1) MVP -the chalk favorite - kinda like the 2014 Yankees - we know how well that went 25:1
2) Dupes - cannot ride Blackfish Bobby's coattails in the Finals - will be hard-pressing to dupe last week's effort, even though he appears to be an Olympic Skater - got as much chance winning this as Dick Buttons does in the next Olympics 50:1
3) Thing1 - good genes don't count in the Finals - this is the big leagues - 50:1
4) Joey Dah Fish - Fluke-a-sauris ? Try tog-no-more-us 50:1
5) Jmurr - No Vin = No chin = No win 50:1
6) JLRotary - no Will?, no repeat 25:1
7) Dfish - have not had the pleasure of meeting him reports are encouraging though - will introduce myself tomorrow 50:1
8) Kurtisb - the most interesting man in the world is like a Fart: Silent but deadly, he'll be passing wind tomorrow and I'll be upwind for sure 25:1
9) Hookset - Mikey is smiling at 'ya for procuring CHOICE white-leggers and caring for them this week; however even talking about that yellow fruit (not to be named here) is bad karma 35:1
10) Blackfish Bobby - we ain't fishing in your OE living room, warmup on Friday was like fishing in a washing machine, his head will still be spinning tomorrow, especially as it swivels watching the other contenders' Tog 25:1
11) HartAttack - total hack still suffering from effects of Broken right wrist - sets his hook like a Nancy 50:1
12) Drod - will he make Mike proud by being the first 2-time PUOSU champ (which is also a 5 time PUOSU chump) - house favorite 10:1
13) Scotty - this ain't Captain Hank and it ain't Cape May, but Scooter always brings his A game 25:1
14) Capt Yasar - At least he qualified and didn't get in the back-door wil introduce myself tomorrow 50:1
15) Caddy Shack - when I invited you to mug me last week I didn't invite the whole family: bringing donuts and leaving with them too O O O 50:1
16) Reefsquatter - won a Tog tourney on ANOTHER NJ Fishing Site - we won't hold it against you (or for you) 35:1
17) HDMarc - snuck in the back-door, don't let it hit you on the way out 35:1
18) Gerry Zagorski - 'nuff said 50:1
19) SaltLife - better odds than his dad 49:1
20) ???? If this spot goes to PABeerGuy we'll all be happy - BURP 35:1

Let's get 'em boys :