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As I have grown older, I've learned that Pleasing everyone is impossible,but pissing everyone off is a piece of Cake
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About 20 years ago I worked on the big Mohawk III. It was a nasty weekend and we were 3/4 day bluefishing something we didnt normaly do but that summer we did. It was blowing out of the NE seas were building 6-8 with some 10's. We had prob 70 people on the boat. 25% were sick before we got to the grounds. another 25% after we started chumming. Most of the fleet wanted to go in early. But they didnt want the almighty donuts. We had gotten atleast one fish. It was about 11am and i got the idea to walk around eating a nasty cheese steak. the smell of that got most of the remaining people sick and b4 you knew it 3 horns blew. Didnt make much money that day but funny memories .
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Theses stories are part of the reason why you fish on party boats ! People should learn to relax and laugh more ! As I sit here and read. a quote form a old head prison guard comes to me. YOU CAN'MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!!
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The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f***ed. |
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I was on a AH Party boat striper trip a few years ago. As we were getting ready to leave the dock, a young couple jumped on at the last second. The guy was obviously out of it and was quickly asleep in the cabin. The young lady worked her way around the boat chatting up every one. She made it clear that she was a exotic dancer and had just met the guy she was with a few hours ago. She worked the boat throughout the day, pole dancing in the cabin, stripping in the stern, stripping in the bow, and she was tipped well.
It was a real stripper trip and I caught some stripers too.
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-- Fishing provides that connection with the whole living world. It gives you the opportunity of being totally immersed, turning back into yourself in a good way. A form of meditation, some form of communion with levels of yourself that are deeper than the ordinary self. |
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We had a charter out of AH for spring stripers.
It was one of those days that was almost hot landside with a southwest wind and despite telling everyone to dress warm, one of the younger hotshots shows up with short sleeves, designer jeans, and a tube of sunscreen in his back pocket. We went around the hook and the air temp dropped to 50 deg coming off the cold water. He spent the whole time in the cabin getting seasick. What a maroon. |
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So I'm out on this tuna trip with a fishing buddy. I wake up about 4 am and go topside. The only guys up are 5 iron workers from Staten Island having a good old time. We start talking and they seem ok to me. Boat gets to the Canyon's and guys start getting ready to fish. My buddy comes up from his bunk and tells me about the tongue lashing he gave these guys about keeping him up. They see him and start giving him shit. My buddy (guess who) says dude if these guys start something you got my back right. So im thinking 5 iron workers against me and my buddy. Of course my reply to him was, " Do i know you" ? LMAO still! Funny stuff!
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I posted this in another thread but too funny not to mention here... So the best is when I went early and setup 5 rods in the back of the boat for a night bluefishing trip and then went to dinner, met up with the 4 other guys, then got back to the boat and all 5 rods were laying against the cabin. Luckily for me I knew the captain and was talking to him before leaving for dinner and he made the guys who moved my rods move all their stuff to the front LOL!! All night they tried to do the PB shuffle and we kept kicking them out, oh it was quite funny stuff... I think one of them was using an 80lb tuna outfit!!
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This was on a charter boat I used to work on but...
I did the day trip and was getting ready to go home and the night trip charter turns out to be a bachelor party. The guys were whooping it up already then I see the strippers coming down the dock. "Well, they're gonna have some fun tonight!" I thought. The next morning I get to the boat and notice that it is remarkably neat and clean. I'm happy the night crew did a great job leaving me a clean boat...and then I look up. The ceiling in the cabin is covered in whipped cream and glitter. Oh, they had fun alright! |
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a non-english speaking gentleman waiting on the boat with a 11 foot surf pole & chest waders to go fluking.
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