What was the funniest thing you have seen on a party boat?

[GDubya07]

Originally Posted by hartattack

Pic is worth a 1000 words

I saw the same thing on the Angler last year - They did a couple of drive by's

Free Range B Biees

Tee Hee G-

[Harpoon]

10 years old on my first head boat trip with my dad for whiting and macks on the Miss Belmar 2. I got a little green and to finish me off my dad says to me..."How about a nice glass of warm milk and a jelly donut". Needless to say I felt better once I got it out....and for the record I got him back 25 years later with a bunker chunk in the trunk of his Acura.

Harpoon

[LeftyReeler]

Originally Posted by hartattack

Pic is worth a 1000 words

That must have been off the nude beach oceanside down the hook... pfffff

Had two ladies, who I think believed to be more svelt than they were, throw the tata's out at us coming in the MI after repeated attempts on our part to get them to participate...

Oooooof good thing I was in the middle of the channel, it was like a 4 extra large water balloons hitting the ground but not breaking...

T*ts are great ass-sets but ladies, the proverbial "show em if you got em", really only applies to the ones you see in the magazines.. haaaaa

[torchee]

I was blackfishing next to an old salt. The kind of racist old guy that doesn't care who is listening.

He gets slammed and the fish takes him into the wreck.

He turns to me and the everyone next to him and says:

"you know that Martin Luther King Jr. was a black fisherman...."

lets out some line, waits for the fish to make a move, and swings for the sky and starts screaming

"I'm free at last, thank god almighty I'm free at last!!!!"

He won the pool.

[Justonefish]

Bluefishing on a PB out of Belmar when a guy brings a 8+ pounder over the rail and trys to pick it up off the deck. Well it sqiurms out of his hands and latches on the the guy's next to him backside with a lockjaw death grip. The guy starts screaming " Get it off ! Get it off! " as he's trying to turn around to get a look at what's going on, the fish is swinging back and forth, and blood starts showing through his khakis. Has to put my fingers into the fishes eyes and pry its jaws open to get it to let go.

[Blind Archer]

You Can't fool me!
This was on a AH party boat many years ago. A 20's something woman, fishing salt, for the first time, was amazed at the strange fish she caught.
Her first fish, a fluke , brown and white on the bottom both eyes on top. Wow! Her next fish was a stargazer, the mate explained that it can give off a small electric charge to stun its prey. Wow ! Her next fish ... a sea robin, orange , with horns and wings and barks like a dog. Wow ! At the end of the day the horn sounds and she hooks up, as the mate nets her fish, he says "it's a whistle fish". She says "No way... that's a Fluke"

[lunkertaker]

Went to Blemar early-set up my rods in the stren to go bluefishing.

Big guy is there and drinking beer-lots of beer.

Around 6:30-6:45 the guy falls into the water and some folks help him out.

We haven't even left the dock yet.

Knew it was going to be one of those kinda nights with NJ's finest.

On the way out I see the guy drinking more beer and doing shots of whiskey

When the boat starts to set the anchor, I go to use the head...locked. When it opens up it was that guy. Went in and he had been smoking pot in the head.

We set up and start to fish and the Guy begins puking and puking..chumming

A little later I see him passed out in the cabin where he stayed the whole night...didn't even fish. Man I bet he had a GREAT TRIP from start to finish!

[Capt Joe]

what could be funnier i where is the guy standing that took the pic?

[JerseyCoast]

In between spots, a little tiny guy was swiping ling from coolers. 99% of us were inside ,but a few of us started to watch him. Once he got to my buddies cooler, ( who was feeling good by this time), he went out to confront him. He came up behind him while he was looking in his cooler, and startled him I guess, because the dude jumped 2 feet, spun around and got into his kung-fu stance, about to whip my buddies ass. Guy was all of 5' while my friend was 6'2 +. Guy had a ling in his left hand ( from somebody's cooler) screaming " My ling! My ling! " while bouncing around, ready to fight!!

To this day, I swear my buddy would have got his butt kicked if he was not feeling pretty good and did not fall to deck laughing!!! Rest of the trip was interesting as we would toss our ling back into the water in his direction! Some times I wish he had followed through.......would have been a much better story!!!

[Ol Pedro]

Back in 1973/74 I was fishing the Afternoon trip on the Seaforth . We set up inside NW La Jolla about 1/4 mile outside of the kelp . We had a pick of Calico Bass , Bonito , and big Greenback Mackerel going when some Yellowtail showed up in the slick . They would follow but not bite anything that we threw at them . I saw one pounce on a hooked Mackerel but it was too big to swallow . I quickly stripped a fresh Mack and flylined the strip out . I let it soak a while as the current was running straight back . While walking the strip back I got bit . I gave it a count of 3 and locked her up . Fish on ! A nerdy young deckhand we called Lightweight grabbed one of the strips that I cut , hooked it on his new custom Sabre set up , stood on middle pipe of the stern starboard corner rail and let the strip fly . I guess that he figured that he could see the fish better that way . Just as Capt. Larry started yelling at him to get down the kid got bit . He swung the rod , fell backwards , and let go of the rod in mid air as he did an ass plant on the deck . The rod hit the top of the rail and took off like the roadrunner in cartoons being towed by the Yellowtail towards the kelp . The deckhand on the tanks laughed so hard that he stepped in the starboard bait tank , soaked half of his body , and narded himself . With the reel locked up there was no chance of recovering it . Other than a bruised ass , family jewels ,and Ego's , the only thing that was terminal was the gaff in my Yellowtails head . It was one of the best times I had while fighting a fish .