Weirdness

[justin1982]

Originally Posted by Eskimo

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I guess any outdoorsman who ventures into isolated locations is going to inevitably encounter people doing what they do when they think nobody is watching.

Before I go fishing, sometimes I'll stop in the Watchung Reservation to catch bait. I have stumbled on teenagers having sex in cars so often there I can write you a book on all the positions possible in a car, SUV, or pick-up.

I realize I'm kind of a weird guy myself and people probably leave the Watchung Reservation saying, "Damn, I saw the weirdest thing today. There was a guy kneeling in a stream trying to catch minnows and crayfish...".


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Yea I've seen a ton of drinking and weed smoking kids but its whatever. This was just so creepy.

"Hey Charlie, what did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!" Lol

[The Birdman]

haha! f yooo couch !

[Esox Luciano]

Ok, so I get2my local spot 1day late after work, but just across river from my usual spot. While I'm scopin out the water b4 I set up, a car pulls up bout 12yds away & an older dude gets out wit a lil shoppin bag. He walked down n threw it in, soo I walked over. I saw the bag sink n NOT float it sunk. I tried 2 be nice but he kept mumbling his excuse of wut he was doin so I gave him a few words that your "regular fisherman", wouldn't extend. Lol, like u guys r regular! So as he got in his car I took a pic of the plates n called the cops while he left. 20 min later, cops,boats,then the papers,,they took a pic of my fish,,&then scuba team6 came in! They made me leave but cops sed they caught the guy b4 he got home in Whycoff. Didn't kno wut he threw in yet. Next day hit 7-11 b4 work n saw the Dt. that I had dealt with n asked if he got my pic of the plates via email, yes. He asked me if I knew wut the scuba team found in dude's perfectly described bag, "No, what"? He said, "A bag of dildos"!! LMFAO WUT!! That shit made my day, hahaaahaa!! Friggin weirdos! GOTTA luv that Passaic River!

[justin1982]

Those dildos take up a lot of space hahaha

[tautog]

Don't see what the big deal is. Where do you throw out your dildos, a garbage can?..*LOL*

[DRiverRat]

Originally Posted by tautog

Don't see what the big deal is. Where do you throw out your dildos, a garbage can?..*LOL*

Don't know why you have so many dildos to dispose of but if the guy was disposing of evidence, containing DNA linked to a crime, maybe it's solved now. Why would anyone need an un-disclosed place to dispose of dildos, unless they were of incriminating nature. The J.O. in Cincinnati had those girls for years. Dahmer kept his victims for weeks on end before deciding to skull f**k them and cannibalize their remains. We live in an un-cultured and free-reining society. In my years on the water, I've seen some pretty weird stuff, including body remains. (P.S. use the garbage can when you and your boyfriend are done)

[ScowardNJ]

One of the spots we launch our kayaks is right under a bridge were we park on the side of the road. I was pulling the yak out for the day and saw the front door of a safe sitting in the water. It looked like it was def ripped off with tools. It looked suspicious so I called the cops to come check it out and left. A few days later we went back to the launch spot and the safe door was still there. I guess the cops are more interested in bags of rubber dicks rather than mangled safe doors.

[jimcnj]

I worry more about dogs than people, though I probably have that mixed up.

[GetANet]

Hang a few trebles off them and use them as JERK BAITS!!!

[goodfishin]

I was walking through the woods alongside the Passaic once and came upon this gruesome scene. Anyone who could do this kind of thing to poor, lovable ALF is obviously a monster. My guess is that after his show got cancelled, he got himself into a little trouble with the nose candy or gambling and ended up owing the wrong people money... All I know is that this was obviously no accident.