Mugged and mooned

[Eskimo]

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Ugh....welcome to New Jersey.

I've told this story before, but I'll repeat it. One time while fishing the shore at the Delaware Water Gap when some foreigners saw me catch two nice walleye in a row. I guess they figured the reason is I was catching fish was somehow ALL the fish in the Delaware River were concentrated in the ten square feet in front of me.

I was startled when I tried to back up and found both anglers at my back. Literally standing next to me and behind me.

I was strongly considering stripping off all my clothes and fishing in my tighty-whites. NOBODY will fish anywhere near a man wearing just tighty-whities.

After a minute of consideration, I decided to just pack up and leave.

Stay calm and repeat the mantra, "This is public property. They have the same rights to the park that I do - even if they are shitheads.".




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