Make America Fish Again!!!!

[Kevin Bogan]

Skipper, President Trump had a Fish Rally last night at the Manasquan inlet.
He wants to put two fish in every pot and 2 Fish Poison rods on every boat.
Here's what he said:
Fellow Americans, I know that under previous administrations fishing has become more of a burden than a luxury. I have ordered Congress to provide to all anglers that fish the mighty Atlantic, a Fish Poison rod. If they fail, I will then go to the boys at Fish Poison rods and ask for help.
To be sure that it helps our economy I have personally asked the rod builders at Fish Poison to provide special pricing to all Americans. Specifically:
for Tilefish and Tuna- 7'6" Phenix Hybrid 40-100 lb blue/black $415
Tilefish and Tuna 7' Phenix Hybrid 40-100 lb. blue/black $375
But Mr. President!! These are lower prices than the factory rods built in China!!!
yes that's right, Made in America by Fish Poison! I told you I would help make America fish again! Fellow Americans, now hear this!
E Glass Fish Poison Tilefish/Tuna 7'- $195 7'6" $225 Simply the best rods on the planet!!!
Mr President, does that include the Seven Seas?
of Course. Did I mention Fluke jig rods $169? Friends on the motherland, Fish Poison rods are made in America!!!! on the banks of the Mighty Atlantic!!! FISH POISON RODS, HELPING AMERICA CATCH MORE FISH, BIGGER FISH ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!!