Fish poison rods

[Kevin Bogan]

HEY SKIP, LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BE CLOSE TO 60 DEGREES THIS WEEKEND!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT! I GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE SHED AND GET MY FISH POISON TOG DADDY'S, FLUKE COMMANDERS, TUNA TAMERS, TILEFISH TAZERS, AND STRIPER STICKS, READY FOR THE UPCOMING SEASON!
HEY SKIP, GUYS ARE SPENDING THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS JUST TO KEEP THEIR BOAT GOING. DONT YOU THINK THEY WOULD SPEND $600 AND JUST GET FOUR NICE ALL PURPOSE RODS FOR FLUKE, STRIPERS AND GENERAL BOTTOM FISHING????
NO, A LOT CHEAPER THAN THAT!! YOU CAN DO A SET OF FOUR 6'6" OR 7' CONVENTIONAL OR SPIN RODS FOR 597.06. NOW THAT'S A DEAL!!
WOW!!!! THAT'S A GREAT DEAL! BUT WHAT ARE THE WIVES, GIRLFRIENDS AND KIDS GOING TO DO?!!!!!
WELL, LET'S SEE. THERE IS MOTHERS DAY, BIRTHDAYS, OR JUST GO SEE THOSE FISH POISON GUYS AND GET YOUR LOVED ONES THE BEST RODS ON THE PLANET!!!
DOES THAT INCLUDE THE SEVEN SEAS???
YES, AND ALL RIVERS AND BAYS!