Passaic Jet skiers...
 

Saw them last night. Two kids not wearing helmets or PFD's flying by a high speeds over 40mph. One came by so fast. it nearly crossed my fishing line! I contacted both local police and the land owner. Thankfully the pike didn't seem to care. I'm gonna get those bastards anyways. Bunch of laws the are breaking including passing under narrow bridges which is not only dangerous but dumb.

Re: Passaic Jet skiers...
 

Snagging hooks seem like a solid option

Re: Passaic Jet skiers...
 

I've been accused of flattening trailer tires, throwing bunker spoons, 3oz. lead and firing a potato cannon. 1st and second degree felonies. I'll throw down if you want to tussle. Boating etiquette is not something that comes naturally to most people. I'm glad I can just enjoy fishing , now that my record is clear.

Re: Passaic Jet skiers...
 

Bunker Spoons start at $25 a pop! I'd suggest keeping those in your tackle box and opting for cheaper and more effective projectiles. :D

If you are talking about the dudes on those yellow ski's, they dock them just down the river of the Rt 80 Bridge on the left side. I couple gallons of river water pumped into their fuel tanks should keep them ashore for a while. Also keep an eye out for the dude that captains that aluminum boat with the shark teeth painted on it. He gets a little up-close and personal on the water also.

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If anybody sees them, get video if u can and then contact DEP or Fairfield Police. Thanks.