Too Many Striped Bass!!!

[Kevin Bogan]

Skipper I just saw on the news that the "Universal Fisheries", the agency that reports on Striped Bass stocks, has determined that there are too many Stripers in the ocean from Shark River to as far north as Sandy Hook.
Oh boy!!! Good thing you saw this. We will have to put out an alert to all anglers to go out there and catch a few of these bad boys!
yeah, but Skipper, the ocean is alive with Big Bass, in fact, It looks like they are trying to take over!!!!
OH yeah, let me put out the alert "calling all fishermen, calling all fishermen. Get your Fish Poison rods out immediately and assume Fish fighting mode! Stick it to the Bass with your Fish Poison rods!"
"Skipper, what if they don't have a Fish poison Spin, Conventional, or Wire line rod,.,. what are we going to do???"
they just might take over the entire ocean if we do not act quickly. calling all Captains, Mates, Fishermen, get your Fish Poison rods out and put a stop to this infestation of large Stripers, we need immediate assistance".
Skip, do you think we can win this battle????
Fish Poison rods, it's, well,.,.our only hope!
Fish Poison wire rods are the absolute finest anywhere, Jig sticks, Spin sticks, they have it all. and! they have one thing in common They KILL all species!