A danger to the species! all SPECIES!!!

[Kevin Bogan]

this was on the front page of the newspaper. I just cut and pasted a small amount of the article.
"The authorities have stopped a vehicle that was heading for the Hi Mar Striper Club fishing show, slated for sat Feb 15. It appears that the driver had a special delivery of Fish Poison rods. Rods that have been proven to catch large numbers and large sizes of many species, such as; Fluke, Stripers, Tuna, Cod, Tilefish, Sea Bass, Ling Dings, Desgauls, Dogfish, pork chops, just to name a few.
Presently the vehicle is surrounded by a SWAT team. When questioned about all the "Skulls and Crossbones" on the rods the driver replied; "well, their my friends", and they look good too!
fearing that the situation might intensify, the driver did not tell the SWAT interrogator how the rods are ultra sensitive, targeted tapers, and the finest in construction and performance.

"What's with all these American flags on these other rods?"
"Kevin Bogan's rods are buit in the USA, and are very reasonably priced! "

"don't go anywhere, stay in the car"
"but officer, I have to get to the Hi Mar striper club fishing show."