Christmas is closing in!

[Kevin Bogan]

Hey Skipper did my wife mention anything about getting me a new rod for Christmas?
She sure did. I told her you don't need one. To get you a new lawn mower!
Hey skip, I'll never get out fishing if she buys me tools!!!!
Yeah, it's about time you did some work around the house.
OH NO!!!! all the other guys are going to get new FISH POISON rods, and I'm being left out!!!
That's right, and don't forget the wives and girl friends. They have some great looking "Pink Power" rods that are guaranteed to catch the big ones!
Guaranteed to catch the BIG ONES????!!!!
That's right! They will catch so many fish they will go into SEA SHOCK!!!!!