Blackfish Sea Bass Stripers Tuna

[Kevin Bogan]

Now hear this, now hear this!!! The United States Coast Guard has just released a statement to all fishermen! I got this off the Atlantic News!
"It has come to our attention that Fish Poison rods have been catching so many fish, the multitudes, in large quantities, of the largest variety, and that the ocean levels have dropped dramatically due to the depletion of many fish species. We urge all anglers to refrain from using Fish Poison rods, as they have been proven to be dangerous to the stocks of all species"
Skipper what are we going to do? All of our rods are Fish Poison rods.
umnnn,.,. good question. I suppose I'll have to leave you at the dock from now on!
FISH POISON RODS!!!!!! oh no!