Do it right the first time!!!

[Kevin Bogan]

OH NO!!! I just bought another rod, overpaid for the quality I should have gotten and now I'm selling it on ebay.
not ME!!!!I bought a Fish Poison rod. I'm catching more fish than ever before, I saved money, enough to take the wife out to dinner, getting loads of love at home because now she knows I'm the coolest, toughest, and most handsome man in town!
Wow, I wonder if that will work for me??
of course it will. I mean, you will catch more fish at least!
yeah, she knows that I buy one factory rod after the next, and when the guide rings fall out, the handle comes apart, and I don't catch any fish, she already knows that I'm not the man she thought I was.
that's too bad. If you bought a Fish Poison rod, you might make it on the front cover of "Caveman Magazine".