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Old 08-09-2016, 10:19 AM
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The Newfoundland Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help.
An agent was sent to the fishing village to investigate the boat owner.
GOVT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".


Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand. He's been with me for 3 years.
I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

>>> Then there's the mentally challenged guy.

>>> He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.
>>>
>>> He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board.
>>>
>>> I buy him a bottle of Lamb's rum and a dozen Labatt Lite every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
>>>
>>> Also, he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
>>>
>>>
>>> GOVT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
>>>
>>>
>>> Boat Owner:
>>>
>>> "That'll be me.
>>>
>>> What'd you want to know?"
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Old 08-09-2016, 07:45 PM
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ha ha good one gerry if you can't poke fun at yourself, who can you poke fun at thanks for sharing. by the way great site you have here thank you for taking the time and effort to make this happen.god bless.
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Old 08-10-2016, 12:35 PM
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thanks ice!
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