Plain ole stupidity! You forgot to mention the $5000.00 in tackle. Roaster Rod / Pig Rod/ maybe both Rod/ LH Reel / RH Reel/ Sidewinder Reel/ Fly rod for
Fast Eddie / Snafu Rigs/ Slider rigs/ Rigs for "scratchy bite" / Plain old rigs? Rusty Rigs. Oh and 500 lbs of assorted lead.
Rods and reels for "scratchy bite"
And thats for beginners
Also I will keep going until I prove there is NO such thing as a "scratchy bite"
All that means is your Jig or weight is hitting rocks with on a dead no fish zone
Gotta love it and see you on the Osprey