"That's the classic abused hooker catfish. Each scar has a story and a price!"
too much flatHEAD and not enough catCONDOMS for that kitty!
"The Eel was still very much alive and kicking after I cut it in half"
used to leave a line in the lagoon overnight, usually had a nice fat eel in the morning. would give it to the guy next door. he'd take a cutting board, drive a framing nail thru it's head, and cleave it's neck. head would spin on the nail like one of those fidget spinners and the body would wiggle around for minutes!
this is what that eel looks like-
