Hey Skipper, got all my Christmas shopping done. I got my wife a new pack of adult diapers. She'll love them, they have elastic leg bands!
What about your mother in law?
yessireee!!! got her a new toilet seat with sea shells on it!
did I tell you that I only except gift certificates from the boys down at FISH POISON RODS!!!!!
woops, I thought you wanted a new bait knife?!?!
WHATTTTT!!!???? I need a new FISH POISON ROD!!!!!
