I just read this in the "Fishing times magazine". It's an interview of a guy that doesn't catch many fish.
Fishing Times: "so what is it that brings you to this sad state of depression?"
Unlucky angler:"all the rods that own never catch any fish.
The guys next to me catch all the big ones".
FT: "have you tried a Fish Poison rod?"
UA: I would, but I spent all my money on the other brands, and the guides and tips keep breaking, the taper isn't right, They aren't very durable, and I'm ready to jump over the rail.
FT "hey man, Valentines day is coming up, have the old lady get you a Fish Poison. Do you know how many dead fish are out there that don't swim too good anymore?"
UA: no, how many?
FT: "too many"
UA:"I'm going to get one of those Fish Poison rods!!!!
