Screw the fishing, screw the auger!!!! 35 anglers showed up on the coldest day of the year. I still have a good BUZZ going. Hold that auger for me buddy, I may be heading out tomorrow during the heat wave. 10 guys on chestnut catching zero as usual, blah, I marked a bunch of fish with my vex. Who cares, you never catch em dumbass!!!!! LOL!!!!! Great people out in the Arctic Vortex today. Great times had by all. Thanx for coming out ya buncha MANIACS. Can't believe there was at least 35 peeps in our group around mid day. You guys are all NUTZ!!!!! Just woke up from my afternoon nap. Going to smoke some salvia with Miley and go back to sleep. FASTEDDIE out!!!!!!!!! A lot of big Perch today despite the bluebird skies. Some SLIMERS to boot. If you missed it today, well, your a jerk off!!! Good times were had by all as always. It's about the people not the FISH!!!!
P.S. YES, I'm still DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!
TIGHT LINEZ GOOBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
