What to get the better half for Christmas?

[Wilson]

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[kcritch]

Ok that's just gross...isn't there a filter on this website or at least a mandatory warning that what you are about to see my be offensive!!! Almost yakked up my coffee!

[FASTEDDIE29]

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!:p

[jimmythegreek]

Does it come with a magnifying glass to find the present?? hahahhaha

My old lady gave me a hell of a look when I told here I was buying her a new outboard for the boat lol

[Polelock]

Gave her that last year and she retuned it for store credit...:)

[Mikey topaz]

Mine wanted that and a ring but instead she got a nice bear rug, p.s/ shes not too happy

[Wilson]

Gave her that last year and she retuned it for store credit...:)

How much did she have to give back to the store?:D

[RWole]

Too Funny!!!!

[saxmatt]

I spent all the money I saved by not having a wife and kids on a new set of heritage laker tipups, a pair of Baffin Impact boots, and I'm looking at new ice suits and a 10" battery powered auger. Maybe I'll find a "better half" after ice season is over.

[Chrisper4694]

There is no ice season this year... Want me to sign you up for speed dating?

[saxmatt]

There is no ice season this year... Want me to sign you up for speed dating?
No, I'm moving to Canada if we don't have ice by the 2nd week in January.

[Mikey topaz]

Chrisper get them shorts ready!!!!! Its chow time!!!

[Jigman13]

New vacuum, work out tapes and lingerie 2-3 sizes too small as motivation for the misses....

For me, Jack traps, a tank of suckers and a vasectomy to preserve the greater good of mankind...

Happy holidays!! :D

[Chrisper4694]

No, I'm moving to Canada if we don't have ice by the 2nd week in January.

The water is almost warm enough to swim in!

[Wilson]

New vacuum, work out tapes and lingerie 2-3 sizes too small as motivation for the misses....

For me, Jack traps, a tank of suckers and a vasectomy to preserve the greater good of mankind...

Happy holidays!! :D
Work out tapes.... you and me are the only people left with a functioning VCR:D

No comment on the BIG VEE:eek:

Merry and a Happy to all.

[bunker dunker]

I gave her a divorce 20 years ago and now all my holidays are great!!!
happy holidays to all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rich196]

New vacuum, work out tapes and lingerie 2-3 sizes too small as motivation for the misses....

For me, Jack traps, a tank of suckers and a vasectomy to preserve the greater good of mankind...

Happy holidays!! :D
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Now that's funny right there.