jmurr711
04-30-2018, 04:09 PM
ALL HAIL THE KING!
The rumors you all have heard are true. Yours truly is the reigning defending Put Up Or Shut Up Champion of blackfishing. It was a tough bite with a big swell & chilly southerly wind, but being the excellent tog fisherman that I am I was able to get the only bit that mattered a true jumbo 16inch 3lb tog. Frankly I do not know why the other anglers even showed up as it was foretold by the prophets that this was to be the coronation of the king of the toggers.
As you all know I am very humble & will not gloat about my obvious superiority to all the rest of you peasants but rather will do my best to help you all become much better anglers & human beings. It has been a whirlwind since my coronation, yesterday seeing Infinity War with a bunch of make a wish children whose only dream was to meet the legend known as Jmurr711, today I have been in the mayor’s office planning the championship parade down Broad Street, although the city fears the crowd will dwarf both the Eagles & Phillies parades. But I will never distance myself from you all & I encourage all of you to ask me any questions about blackfishing, no matter how moronic they are I will lower myself & give you an answer in your peasant tongue.
As I conclude, I must thank those who supported me on Saturday. Dave tats & Drod, who I met on PUOSU years & have grown to become close friends were rooting for me the whole time. My new best friend Terri MC mad cool & not a lameo like most on this trip.Foul Hook for shaving my back.Sven for mugging me & building up my life. My clam guy Joe Zagorski who like a good peasant fetched his would be king the proper bait needed. My manservant/driver the directa, who did a wonderful job carrying my gear & opening my beer. Dales for providing free beer to myself, Tats & D-rod. Captain Kenny & Brandon for putting me on the correct spot to land this togasaurus to ensure my coronation.
ALL YOU HATERS WHO SAID IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN SMD & LAY PALMS AT MY FEET YOU B!TCHES! IN THE WORDS OF THE WESTSIDE CONNECTION BOW DOWN TO SOMEONE THATS GREATER THAN YOU!
Thank you Mikey for letting me have this one. I love you & miss you all the time old timer. I am not a big believer in the afterlife but if there is 1 I know you were actually happy I finally got 1 after a few minutes of eye rolling.
LAB FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS & OUR EARS
The rumors you all have heard are true. Yours truly is the reigning defending Put Up Or Shut Up Champion of blackfishing. It was a tough bite with a big swell & chilly southerly wind, but being the excellent tog fisherman that I am I was able to get the only bit that mattered a true jumbo 16inch 3lb tog. Frankly I do not know why the other anglers even showed up as it was foretold by the prophets that this was to be the coronation of the king of the toggers.
As you all know I am very humble & will not gloat about my obvious superiority to all the rest of you peasants but rather will do my best to help you all become much better anglers & human beings. It has been a whirlwind since my coronation, yesterday seeing Infinity War with a bunch of make a wish children whose only dream was to meet the legend known as Jmurr711, today I have been in the mayor’s office planning the championship parade down Broad Street, although the city fears the crowd will dwarf both the Eagles & Phillies parades. But I will never distance myself from you all & I encourage all of you to ask me any questions about blackfishing, no matter how moronic they are I will lower myself & give you an answer in your peasant tongue.
As I conclude, I must thank those who supported me on Saturday. Dave tats & Drod, who I met on PUOSU years & have grown to become close friends were rooting for me the whole time. My new best friend Terri MC mad cool & not a lameo like most on this trip.Foul Hook for shaving my back.Sven for mugging me & building up my life. My clam guy Joe Zagorski who like a good peasant fetched his would be king the proper bait needed. My manservant/driver the directa, who did a wonderful job carrying my gear & opening my beer. Dales for providing free beer to myself, Tats & D-rod. Captain Kenny & Brandon for putting me on the correct spot to land this togasaurus to ensure my coronation.
ALL YOU HATERS WHO SAID IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN SMD & LAY PALMS AT MY FEET YOU B!TCHES! IN THE WORDS OF THE WESTSIDE CONNECTION BOW DOWN TO SOMEONE THATS GREATER THAN YOU!
Thank you Mikey for letting me have this one. I love you & miss you all the time old timer. I am not a big believer in the afterlife but if there is 1 I know you were actually happy I finally got 1 after a few minutes of eye rolling.
LAB FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS & OUR EARS