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jmurr711
04-30-2018, 04:09 PM
ALL HAIL THE KING!

The rumors you all have heard are true. Yours truly is the reigning defending Put Up Or Shut Up Champion of blackfishing. It was a tough bite with a big swell & chilly southerly wind, but being the excellent tog fisherman that I am I was able to get the only bit that mattered a true jumbo 16inch 3lb tog. Frankly I do not know why the other anglers even showed up as it was foretold by the prophets that this was to be the coronation of the king of the toggers.


As you all know I am very humble & will not gloat about my obvious superiority to all the rest of you peasants but rather will do my best to help you all become much better anglers & human beings. It has been a whirlwind since my coronation, yesterday seeing Infinity War with a bunch of make a wish children whose only dream was to meet the legend known as Jmurr711, today I have been in the mayor’s office planning the championship parade down Broad Street, although the city fears the crowd will dwarf both the Eagles & Phillies parades. But I will never distance myself from you all & I encourage all of you to ask me any questions about blackfishing, no matter how moronic they are I will lower myself & give you an answer in your peasant tongue.

As I conclude, I must thank those who supported me on Saturday. Dave tats & Drod, who I met on PUOSU years & have grown to become close friends were rooting for me the whole time. My new best friend Terri MC mad cool & not a lameo like most on this trip.Foul Hook for shaving my back.Sven for mugging me & building up my life. My clam guy Joe Zagorski who like a good peasant fetched his would be king the proper bait needed. My manservant/driver the directa, who did a wonderful job carrying my gear & opening my beer. Dales for providing free beer to myself, Tats & D-rod. Captain Kenny & Brandon for putting me on the correct spot to land this togasaurus to ensure my coronation.

ALL YOU HATERS WHO SAID IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN SMD & LAY PALMS AT MY FEET YOU B!TCHES! IN THE WORDS OF THE WESTSIDE CONNECTION BOW DOWN TO SOMEONE THATS GREATER THAN YOU!


Thank you Mikey for letting me have this one. I love you & miss you all the time old timer. I am not a big believer in the afterlife but if there is 1 I know you were actually happy I finally got 1 after a few minutes of eye rolling.


LAB FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS & OUR EARS

Ismellfishy
04-30-2018, 05:16 PM
Way to bring home yet another CHAMPIONSHIP to the great city of Philadelphia Jmurr!!!

It's a shame that hat isn't Kelly green, FLY JMURR FLY!!!

CadiShackFishing
04-30-2018, 05:27 PM
This is making PUOSU great again??? LOL Congratulations on the win. I'm just glad you showed some mercy on me to let one get through to my hook and ultimately to my cooler. :D

Gerry Zagorski
04-30-2018, 05:43 PM
Mmmmm - Thinking this is going to get played to the point where we'll have to put a post count re-stricter on Murr... Either that or create another sub forum for His Tog Highness.

Well...... I guess to the victor go the spoils :rolleyes:

All kidding aside, a well deserved win and it couldn't have happened to a nicer, more fun loving, crowd pleasing and equal opportunity offender then our Murr.

Hail to our most humble king!!

Joey Dah Fish
04-30-2018, 05:44 PM
Congrats my Queen!!!! I’m glad it’s was you!!!!

SaltLife1980
04-30-2018, 09:19 PM
And this is how it starts! haha Congrats :p

Foul Hook
04-30-2018, 10:14 PM
Congrats to a Wells trained togger! I remember meeting you when your weight actually was 1/3 of your credit score Broseph. You have come a long way. From big city shoe shiner, to drag queen contestant and all he way up to PUOSU tournament champion, Your dreams have been fulfilled. Enjoy the fruits of the Grandma pole,it was a pleasure to pass it to on such a fine example of human compassion. It sat quietly in our curio cabinet waiting for its next destination. In closing, congrats on your fish stick sandwich worth of TOG, A true shame Your portly sidekick would not cancel his family vacation to Disney, And I truly feel for Vince AKA "Directa" who will most certainly bear the greatest burden for the next 250 or so days until the next tourney. In LAB we trust. F.H.

hartattack
04-30-2018, 11:56 PM
I am not worthy.

Reelron
05-01-2018, 07:44 AM
Well said Joey, like the true Queen of PUOSU! To think that even a humble togger such as my self was once allowed to be in you presence, or even fish on the same boat, just boggles my mind!

Wear that crown with humility and humbleness my friend. Oh, am I even allowed to call you my friend now? If not I apologize for my forwardness. I sincerely hope that the fortunes will allow us to fish together at least once this summer so that I can stand and bask in the glory of your greatness!

Enjoy buddy!

bunker dunker
05-01-2018, 08:21 AM
your right,i was at burger king last night!!!!!! congrats Joe i'm sure Lab is
flipping up there.

the directa
05-01-2018, 01:22 PM
he just shows up at 1100 signs in goes immediately to lunch and not seen again till next day at 1100 ALL HAIL THE KING

jmurr711
05-01-2018, 01:45 PM
he just shows up at 1100 signs in goes immediately to lunch and not seen again till next day at 1100 ALL HAIL THE KING

that has been my schedule for 3 years.

MVP
05-01-2018, 06:13 PM
Congrats Joe on winning the crown
I will make sure to attend one of yiur how to catch Tog seminars over the winter

TerriMc223
05-01-2018, 09:40 PM
Oh Exalted One!
Most Benevolent, Celestial and Omniscient Togissimo! It was the most sublime highlight of my meager life to bear witness to your masterful display of angling prowess! May your reign be mighty and your magnificence be sung by the poets across the seven seas for all time.

jmurr711
05-01-2018, 10:52 PM
^
Terri gets it

Gerry Zagorski
05-02-2018, 10:19 AM
^
Terri gets it

Oh yeah but talk about the Zagorski Brother's Blackfish Seminar and your odds get lowered. :rolleyes:


Sorry Sire, a momentary lapse of judgement on my part. It won't happen again ;)

D-ROD
05-02-2018, 10:47 AM
It was a plan well executed, I drank beers in the back of the boat and tangled everyone’s lines while Murr fished the bow to himself. Whatever it takes to get Murray that hat we said.
All jokes aside, Murr has always been there for puosu and knows the true meaning of what it has become about (Lab). On every trip he goes on it becomes an adventure, this guy is funny as hell and always a good time around him.
Your crown is well deserved my friend..Btw you better staple that hat to your head, them boys are coming for it next year lol

Foul Hook
05-02-2018, 05:19 PM
I drank beers in the back of the boat

Your drank everyone else's beer, I think that was the plan.

D-ROD
05-02-2018, 07:27 PM
I’m the beer monger 😋

jmurr711
05-04-2018, 04:12 PM
hey yall just a reminder! I am visiting Massachusetts this weekend on a press tour I will be sure to keep you all abreast!

shrimpman steve
05-04-2018, 09:55 PM
Wait a minute.......joe won the PUOSU:eek:

Foul Hook
05-05-2018, 08:31 AM
Wait a minute.......joe won the PUOSU:eek:

Locusts and frogs next!:rolleyes:

Gremlin2009
05-05-2018, 10:08 AM
Congrats.