FISH POISON RODS ARE THE GO TO ROD FOR GUYS THAT ARE SERIOUS!
Hello, my name is Doctor Fishstein. I recommend a Fish Poison rod for those that suffer depression and other ailments that are caused by not catching enough fish. I feel your pain.
Hey Doc, I keep buying those graphite boat rods, and BINK, it breaks, then the next rod BINK, the next rod breaks. What am I going to do?????
Get a FISH POISON rod and all your problems will go away. Your sex life will improve. Your children will show you more respect. And your diet will consist of a steady supply of Sea Food. As for your broken rods, they do make good tomatoe stakes ahhh yes.... Baked Tog with a thin slice of tomatoe!!!
