Hey Skipper, Christmas is coming up and I could sure use another FISH POISON ROD!
That's right. We all need a few more FISH POISON RODS.
OH NO It's probably too late to get my new rod by Christmas!!!
NOT SO! call 732 892 8822 RIGHT NOWWWWWW! They can build a FISH POISON ROD for your wife, your kids, your enemies, anyone on your shopping list!
Great idea skipper!
I hope he gets me one!