No hear this, Now hear this! Now hear this, Now hear this!
Hey Skipper, are you sending out a MAYDAY?
No, I'm alerting Fishermen from coast to coast, Sea Shore to Sea shore that the FORKED RIVER TUNA CLUB will be hosting a Fishing tackle Flea market tomorrow, Saturday.
WOW!!!! sounds like the place to go!
That's right, and my cousin Davy Jones will be there selling Fish Poison rods, used rods that he personally retrieved from the depths of Davy Jones locker!!!!
Davy Jones, didn't he go down with the ship?
Yes, that's only because there were more sandwiches in the cooler. But he's doing fine. Here are just a few things he will be offering.
Flex gaffs. Made by Davy himself, never saw a better gaff, anywhere!!!
Fish Poison rods= Fluke rods, Striper rods, BLACKFISH rods, OFFSHORE RODS THE BEST ANYWHERE!
DAVY JONES RODS!!! rods resurrected from the depths of the MIGHTY ATLANTIC!!!!
OK Skipper lets go!