Re: 2014 Fluke Regulations
Fish and Game Officer boarding my boat: "Hi there. Catch any fluke today?"
Capt. JJ: "Ummmmm...hi right back at cha! Nah....we are creating a high- resolution, digitally-enhanced,topographical bottom map by lightly bouncing 6 ounce, lead weights shaped like small fish and tipped with elastic, poly-resin, scent-enhanced bottom-grabbers that allow us to "see" and "feel" every aspect of the bottom. Every now and then we get snagged on "things" down there; most often wrecks and rocks....occasionally trashy, flat-fish as well. But we let them all go, IMMEDIATELY! Whats that you ask? What are those filets wrapped in dirty rags hidden under the sub sandwiches in our cooler?!!! Those are tommy cod filets we caught on TUNA.COM up in Gloucester the other day. They arent "hidden". Tommy cod filets taste better when they are aged in cloth, with sub sandwiches pressing down on them to help maintain their shape and texture. Oh and.....F#&%K YOU, Ocean Pig!"
(This message is fictional. All parties have been played by actors who are not associated with any recreational fishing groups or boats for hire, and the views expressed are solely for humor.
Unless you are a game warden.
Then "F*&%k YOU, Ocean Pig!")
JJ
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